Obama's
Gaff's & Gimmicks!
President
Barack Obama has delivered on his promise of real change in
at least one respect: The volume of gaffes and miscues
sputtering forth from his Oval Office is unprecedented. For
those who just can’t wait to hear what the president’s
teleprompter will say next, here’s a recap of the Obama
gaffe machine’s most remarkable – and disturbing –
utterances:
Sacrifice
good for others: In his inaugural address,
Obama calls on Americans to adopt a spirit of sacrifice,
which apparently doesn’t include his own coronation. The
$49 million cost of his swearing-in ceremony is triple the
cost of Bush’s first inaugural.
Ooops! Obama stumbles badly
over the oath of office, inadvertently led astray by Chief
Justice John Roberts. A day later, the duo conduct a
do-over, safely removed from TV cameras and press
photographers. It’s hardly an auspicious start for the
Obama administration.
Keep the change? Obama
promised a new era of openness and honesty in government,
but his administration began under a cloud. New Mexico Gov.
Bill Richardson had withdrawn from consideration for
commerce secretary because of a federal probe of campaign
donations, and Treasury secretary nominee Tim Geithner was
being skewered for failing to pay $34,000 in back taxes.
Lobbyists, go home. Uh,
wait, come back! Obama pledges lobbyists won’t work in his
White House, then makes 17 exceptions during his first 10
days in office, including Attorney General Eric Holder and
Deputy Defense Secretary William Lynn, a former lobbyist for
Raytheon.
Daschle, heal thyself! Just
two days after Obama professes he “absolutely” supports
former Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle for Health
secretary, Obama accepts his resignation. Daschle couldn’t
heal the political wounds caused by his failure to pay
$146,000 in taxes.
Obama’s revolving door.
Good-government advocate Obama loses another nominee. Nancy
Killefer steps down from consideration to become the
government’s first chief performance officer, when it is
learned her past performance includes failure to pay taxes
for her household help.
Accuracy is not job one.
Obama promises workers at Caterpillar Inc. that his stimulus
bill will save their jobs. Uh, not exactly, Caterpillar CEO
Jim Owens later clarifies. "The truth is we're going to
have more layoffs before we start hiring again," he
says, to Obama’s chagrin.
Partisanship you can believe in.
The White House manages to politicize the 2010 U.S. Census
by announcing it will be directed by the White House under
the auspices of Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel. Republicans
warn it will politicize apportionment of House seats,
redistricting, and distribution of federal aid.
Review gets jettisoned.
Obama’s promise of a 48-hour review period for all
legislation is tossed by the wayside. During debate over the
revised stimulus bill, House Minority Leader John Boehner
dramatically throws the 1,100-page document to the ground,
charging that not a single member of Congress has had time
to read the $787 billion spending measure.
Bipartisan — not!
Obama’s stimulus package squeaks through the Senate
because of GOP defections from Senators Olympia Snowe, Susan
Collins, and Arlen Specter. Specter, a two-time cancer
survivor, wins a $6.5 billion federal subsidy for cancer
research.
Obama’s urgent weekend.
Obama says approving his $787 billion stimulus package is
urgent. Congress gets its work done on Friday, but Obama and
wife Michelle fly off on Air Force One to Chicago. There,
they relax over Valentine’s Day weekend and dine at a
romantic restaurant, before flying back to the nation’s
capital on Monday to sign the bill finally.
Bipartisan nightmare. Sen.
Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., tells ABC’s “This Week”: “If
this is going to be bipartisanship, the country's screwed. I
know bipartisanship when I see it.”
Selling low. Obama likens
the stock markets to political “tracking polls,”
suggesting they’re unimportant. When Obama speaks, Wall
Street listens — and sells. The market hits a seven-year
low as the Dow dips below 7,000.
The check’s in the mail. The
Chicago Sun-Times reports Obama still hasn’t paid the
$1.74 million bill his campaign owes his hometown for his
victory celebration in Grant’s Park.
Tooting the wrong horn.
Inexplicably, during his first address to a joint session of
Congress Obama states: “And I believe the nation that
invented the automobile cannot walk away from it.” Gaffe
alert: A German invented the automobile.
Spurned billet-doux. In a
letter to Dmitri Medvedev, Obama offers to drop plans for a
missile shield in Europe, if Russia can help in resolving
the nuclear weapons issue in Iran. Medvedev says he will not
"haggle" over Iran and the missile shield.
Taxing times at Treasury.
Another Obama appointee bites the dust. This time, it’s
Annette Nazareth, who was nominated for Deputy Treasury
Secretary to give Timothy Geithner help he desperately
needs. Nazareth withdraws for undisclosed "personal
reasons," following a month-long probe into her taxes
and other matters.
Not-so-special relationship?
In their first meeting, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown
gave Obama a carved ornamental penholder from the timbers of
the anti-slavery ship HMS Gannet. Obama’s gift in return:
25 DVDs that don't work in Europe. His gift a month later to
Queen Elizabeth doesn’t quite make up for the snub,
either: It’s an iPod full of his own speeches.
High-profile political surgery.
The administration flirts with naming CNN’s chief medical
correspondent, Sanjay Gupta, as Surgeon General. The TV
personality pulls his name back out of the hat, withdrawing
for reasons unknown.
Overly vetted. Caroline
Atkinson withdraws as Obama’s nominee for Undersecretary
of International Affairs in the Treasury Department. She
blames the long vetting process.
Don’t alert the media!
When The National Newspaper Publishers Association named
Obama its 'Newsmaker of the Year,' the Obama White House
closed the press-award ceremony to — who else? — the
press. Didn’t want the news to leak out, perhaps?
Bobbing and weaving on 60 Minutes.
There’s nothing like a near brush with economic depression
to bring a case of the giggles, so 60 Minutes correspondent
Steve Kroft dares to ask the president: “Are you punch
drunk?” Obama explains he’s just maintaining a sense of
“gallows humor” over the meltdown.
\Prompting a president.
Obama carries an oversized teleprompter into the White House
East Room for a news conference. He opens the session
reading prepared remarks, and the device is visible in some
camera shots. Later, jokes abound on the Internet regarding
Obama’s teleprompter dependence.
Friendly questions only, please.
The media lavishes Obama with praise for holding an
innovative town meeting that includes online questions. A
few days later, news leaks that only devout Obama supporters
were chosen to ask questions from the live audience, however.
Pressing the royal flesh. Although
British authorities insist it’s technically not a breach
of protocol, Michelle Obama causes quite a stir during the
G-20 conference by giving the queen a hug. Queen Elizabeth
handles the matter with her usual aplomb.
Bowing to Big Oil. Obama
genuflects so low to Saudi King Abdullah that he just about
scrapes his chin. Later, an Obama aide insists: "It
wasn't a bow. He grasped his hand with two hands, and he's
taller than King Abdullah." Footnote: Abdullah presides
over a dictatorship that outlaws Christianity, forbids women
the right to vote or drive a car, and flogs gay people.
Spurning shelter dogs.
Obama irritates animal rights activist by adding a new
family member to his household: Bo, a Portuguese Water Dog
who does not come from a shelter.
Too slick for Castro. Obama
eases travel and remittance restrictions on Cuba, and
considers dropping the embargo on Cuba. Fidel Castro later
expresses his exasperation with Obama’s way with words,
saying Obama "misinterpreted" what his brother
Raul had said. Cuba would not be willing to negotiate about
human rights, Castro insists.
Covering up Jesus. For an
April 14 speech at Georgetown, the administration asked the
university to cover up all signs and symbols, including the
gold letters "IHS," a symbol for Jesus. The
administration later explains it simply asked that all
distracting symbols and images be covered, and wasn’t
trying to conceal Jesus specifically.
Tea parties? What tea parties?
When untold thousands rally nationwide to protest excessive
taxation, the White House tries to ignore the whole issue,
hoping it will go away. ABC News reports the president “is
unaware of the tea parties."
To prosecute, or not to prosecute.
Obama and his staff vacillate on whether to prosecute those
who carried out “enhanced interrogations,” first saying
that CIA operatives carrying out orders are in the clear,
then later saying it’s up to Attorney General Eric Holder
to decide whether some officials should be prosecuted for
trying to keep America safe.
Cornered by Chavez. At the
Summit of the Americas, Venezuelan strongman Hugo Chavez
grabs Obama’s hand and presents him with the anti-American
screed “The Open Veins of Latin America.” Despite
Obama’s winsome ways, Chavez says later: “Nobody should
be mistaken. The empire is there, alive and kicking."
Sowing dissention. In the
Senate and on the campaign trail, Barack Obama promised to
redress the grievances of black farmers who suffered from
racial discrimination to the tune of $4 billion. Once in
office, Obama’s Justice Department moves to cap the
payments at $100 million in addition to prior settlements.
This draws the ire of the Congressional Black Caucus.
Warming the globe on Earth Day.
In celebration of Earth Day, Obama takes two flights on Air
Force One and four on Marine One to reach his ultimate
destination, Iowa. He burns up more than 9,000 gallons of
fuel in the process.
Teleprompter dependence. In
an address to the National Academy of Sciences, Obama
introduced members of the President’s Council of Advisors
on Science and Technology. Then he introduced them again,
thanks to a teleprompter malfunction. Obama looked at the
machine, which he relies on for most public appearances, and
asked for help.
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